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RIP

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 12:46 pm
by Chalk
An old man, Mr. Steve Taylor, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Steve Taylor, "My Private Parts Died Today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Taylor, please accept my condolences. "

The following day, Mr. Steve Taylor was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Taylor," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside you pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy, " replied Mr. Taylor, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part Died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well, " he replied, "Today's the viewing."

:smt005 :smt005

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 12:47 pm
by birddog
:smt005 Thats sounds like Steve to me.

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 12:51 pm
by Sir reel
Should'a been a closed casket! :thumbdown: :smt011

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 12:54 pm
by Chalk
Sir reel wrote:Should'a been a closed casket! :thumbdown: :smt011
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 12:56 pm
by jsuber
Hopefully it will be cremated.

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 12:58 pm
by Barhopr
How bout a couple of trebles. might make a great a Top water :smt005

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 1:01 pm
by Barhopr
Barhopr wrote:How bout a couple of trebles. might make a great a Top water :smt005
Nevermind they already make something like that. :-?
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Posted: April 9th, 2007, 1:02 pm
by Chalk
Barhopr wrote:How bout a couple of trebles. might make a great a Top water :smt005
I ain't fishing with Steve's private parts :roll: :lol:

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 1:04 pm
by Barhopr
Chalk wrote:
Barhopr wrote:How bout a couple of trebles. might make a great a Top water :smt005
I ain't fishing with Steve's private parts :roll: :lol:
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Posted: April 9th, 2007, 2:23 pm
by Jumptrout51
PPPPPFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Posted: April 9th, 2007, 6:40 pm
by Fishin 911
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: April 10th, 2007, 6:59 am
by MudDucker
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Posted: April 10th, 2007, 8:27 am
by devans850
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Posted: April 10th, 2007, 12:54 pm
by Reel Cowboy
Come on now, JT can't help that he's old.