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ak man
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good joke

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The other day I was in downtown Atlanta and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health.
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:lol: :thumbup:
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Post by bballchrism »

good one :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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:smt005 :smt005 :thumbup:
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:smt005 :smt005 :thumbup:
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Post by AJ »

I love it :P :thumbup: :thumbup:

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