Saw a Bumber Sticker Today:

[Charles]

FREE TIBET

Thinking, <"Okay that's interesting. Somebody wants freedom and liberty in Tibet. Almost never hear anything about Tibet.">

Then a placard on a pick/up:

FREE ESTIMATES

<"Hmm, now I consider myself to be fairly widely traveled, but I have no idea where Estimates would be. South America maybe? I haven't spent much time in South America.">

Then a sign:

FREE CONSULTATION

<"Hmm. Consultation? Isn't that the old name for Istanbul?">

Oh well, so many causes, so little time.