The Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregration ..... no one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims .... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause. Gloria Dingfelder, now age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence. The P reacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Dingfelder , whatever possessed you to say that? '
Gloria's 90 year old husband, Ron, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side. his wife smiles broadly and replies,"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Screw the preacher".
Isn't senility wonderful?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
The Preacher
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The Preacher
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin 1759
Benjamin Franklin 1759
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Good stuff...but the last line is the best! 
"Good Judgement" comes from experience, ... and a lot of that..... results from "Bad Judgement".