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A guy goes into the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello and he's rather taken aback because he can't recall how he might know her.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says,

"Are you the stripper from the bachelor party I went to a couple of years back? And forgive me for I was a bit drunk, but didn't we make love on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your whipped me with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "Absolutely not, I'm your son's teacher".


Props to Cousin Barry Luther for forwarding this one...

Ha!! Way to go dad!!

I ask every woman I met that seems to know me if they have a tattoo of a butterfly on their left butt check. Try it some time, it's a great ice breaker.

Reel Cowboy wrote:I ask every woman I met that seems to know me if they have a tattoo of a butterfly on their left butt check. Try it some time, it's a great ice breaker.

Sounds good, how ever due to the fack that I can't duck as fast as i use to, ill just take your word on that one!!