JOTD

[Jumptrout51]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his

toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to

heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom

and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and

the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started

adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she

started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door

and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is

your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she 's in the bedroom bangin' her

boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are.

[wevans]

[Tidedancer]

[Flanders]

[redman1981]

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!!!
A LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD BOY WENT BEHIND HIS DADS BIG BARN ONE MORNING AND WAS SPANKING HIS MONKEY! A FEW SECONDS LATER HE SHOT OFF A WADD! IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM. HE RAN TO FIND HIS DAD,WHEN HE FOUND HIM HE WAS ALMOST OUT OF BREATH! HE SAID,"DAD" I WAS BEHIND THE BARN AND I WAS PLAYING WITH MY PEEDER AND I SHOT OFF SOME WHITE STUFF.WHAT IS WRONG?
HIS DAD BEGAN LAUGHING!"DON'T WORRY SON THAT IS WHERE BABY'S COME FROM!
SO THE LITTLE BOY WALKED OFF!HE DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HIS DAD MENT! A LITTLE WHILE LATER HE WENT BACK BEHIND THE BARN AND WAS LOOKING FOR HIS WHITE STUFF! BUT THERE SAT A BIG OL' TOAD.THE LITTLE BOY SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SIAD YOUR ARE ABOUT THE UGLIEST DAMN THING IVE EVER SEEN,BUT "I LOVE YA SON"!!!!!!!!!!

[BayGator]

[Reel Cowboy]

I got a feeling there might be another round of reprimands from this thread.

[Flanders]

I got a feeling there might be another round of reprimands from this thread.

umm.. yeap!