THE TOP TEN Jumptrout51 FACTS:
01 Jumptrout’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Jumptrout51 counted to infinity - twice.
03 Jumptrout51 does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jumptrout51's goes killing.
04 If you can see Jumptrout51, he can see you. If you can't see Jumptrout51 you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Jumptrout51 sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled fishing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jumptrout51 roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jumptrout51.
07 Jumptrout51 built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Jumptrout51 met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Jumptrout51 has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Jumptrout51 toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sheet from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Jumptrout51's shoe. Jumptrout51 replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Jumptrout51!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Jumptrout51.
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... action starts around the 50 second mark... WELL worth the watch 
