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THE TOP TEN Jumptrout51 FACTS:
01 Jumptrout’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Jumptrout51 counted to infinity - twice.
03 Jumptrout51 does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jumptrout51's goes killing.
04 If you can see Jumptrout51, he can see you. If you can't see Jumptrout51 you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Jumptrout51 sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled fishing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jumptrout51 roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jumptrout51.
07 Jumptrout51 built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Jumptrout51 met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Jumptrout51 has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Jumptrout51 toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sheet from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Jumptrout51's shoe. Jumptrout51 replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Jumptrout51!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Jumptrout51.

Sadly Jumptrout51 can neither Jump, catch trout or is he 51. Sad, just sad.

Barhopr wrote:Sadly Jumptrout51 can neither Jump, catch trout or is he 51. Sad, just sad.

He is, however, a legend in his own mind.

So is he related to Chuck?

He would own Chuck Norris.

birddog wrote:He would own Chuck Norris.

You're right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBqa5BUQmvM

Chuck would've been faster without that hairshirt.

say what you will but I will say that even on a recent hot July 4th morning, he was at my house consoling my wife about her husband's inability to fix the air conditioner. the house was back to its 78 degrees shortly after he left.

A year prior to that one, on another summertime high (when it was too hot to go fishing).
Jumptrout was once again pampering the Lennox POS into submission - saved again.

Then one cold winter day, he found out the bad news of the control board that needed replaced on... you guessed it.. the Lockes special of the month heating unit. JT whipped the machine and it had to give in ... so you see, there's another side to JT - a man that cares for his friends no matter how bad they talk about him. For he's a jolly good fellow - fixit extraordinaire!

Chuck Norris has a poster of GrumpTrout on his wall..

Heard Jumptrout's counting to infinity (twice) inspired this gem ... action starts around the 50 second mark... WELL worth the watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVswS8XE5UI[/video]

You can add #11.
Jumptrout51 is forgiving of little people with little minds and a lot of time on their hands.

If JT51 is carrying on the legacy of Dr. John Gorrie he's my hero!

Yep, Gorrie was truly a COOL dude....

Now JT51 on the other hand......

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