Casey and BB at the morgue

[Jumptrout51]

CT died in a fire and
his body was burned pretty badly....

The morgue needed someone to
identify the body, so they sent for

his two best friends, Casey and BB


The three men had always done everything together.



Casey arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet,

Casey said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. ? You
better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Casey said,
'Nope, ain't CT.'


The mortician thought this was rather
strange.


So he brought BB in to confirm the identity of the
body.

BB looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt
up...

Roll him over.'


The mortician rolled him over and
BB said, 'No, it ain't CT.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you
tell?'


BB said, 'Well, CT had two assholes.'

'What?
He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em,
but everybody used to say:


'There's CT with them two
assholes.'

[FUTCHCAIRO]

CASEY, YA HANGING OUT WITH THE WRONG KINDA FELLA'S
PA

[One Keeper]

Business must be purdy slow Ol timer.