Best joke for 2010

[Jumptrout51]

Best joke for 2010

so far;

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The

devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so

Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so

she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[slowroller]

[rocket]

Does anyone hear crickets.....

[dolphinatic]

Does anyone hear crickets.....

You hear 'em too....my garage is full of 'em thanks to my 5 year old letting them out of the cricket cage

[wevans]

I don't know about 2010 BUT...................... I nominate JT as joke of the century

[Sir reel]

[tin can]

I don't know about 2010 BUT...................... I nominate JT as joke of the century

Which century?

[Jumptrout51]

Ya'll better be glad I've been out of town and came back in a good mood.(for now).