Turn that light out

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A redneck was walking home late one night after drinking with the boys, and saw a woman in the shadows. ''Twenty dollars,'' she whispered.



Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only 20 bucks ... so they hide in the bushes.



They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. ''What's going on here, people?'' asks the officer.



''I'm making love to my wife!'' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.



''Oh, I'm sorry,'' says the cop, ''I didn't know.''



''Well, neither did I 'til ya shined that light in her face.''