SnowWhite, Superman and Pinoccio Are Walking Down the Lane

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SnowWhite, Superman and Pinoccio Are Walking Down the Lane




Pinoccio, Snow White and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the
sunshine. As they walked, they come across a sign that read, "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour, she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"I won First Place !," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see another sign. It says, "Contest for the strongest man
in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won First Place, too," answers Superman.. "Did you ever have a doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a third sign that says, "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. After half an hour, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.