4 married guys go fishing

[Jumptrout51]

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'


Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'


Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”


Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

[Harmsway]

[lonesouth]

Same guys later that season...

They spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot.

Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going.
His buddies are naturally pissed off that he can't go, but what can they do, they decide to push on.

Two days later the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find Dave sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, beer open and fish cooking on the fire.

Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?'

Dave: 'I've been here since last night. Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who?'
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.
She took my hand and led me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed were handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.'

'And then she said:' 'Do whatever you want.'

[Tidedancer]

The County News reports that Steve Jones was brutally murdered by his wife after returning from a weekend fishing trip.

[lonesouth]

from THT

Was standing in the river fishing a walleye run about 10 years ago and the guy next to me snagged his hook on the PFD of the woman on the other side of him. He apologized and removed the hook from her PFD and told her "Although you are a very lovely catch I'm throwin you back" the guy on the other side of her looks at the two (I figure he was her husband) and says "You caught her you keep her" and reached around and hooked her to the mans stringer

The poor guy next to me didn't know what to say he just stood there a moment looking at the woman as if he was considering mounting his new trophy and the woman turns to her husband and starts smacking the tar out of him.

Who would have thought you catch a wife