A little Saturday night humor

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A little Saturday night humor.
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> Frozen Crabs & Blonde Stewardesses...........
> A lawyer boarded an airplane in Halifax with a box of frozen crabs and asked
> a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.
>
> She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
> advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
> them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
> lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them
> thaw out.
>
> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in
> Toronto, she used the intercom to announce
> to the entire cabin,"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Halifax,
> please raise your hand?"
>
> Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
>
> Two lessons here:
>
> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.