Tiger Shark Lesson

[silverking]

A papa tiger shark told his young pup that it was time to teach him how to attack. So the two sharks swam off and sure enough found a capsized boat with a bunch of people flailing in the water.

The father shark said to his pup, "Now follow me while we swim a circle around them." So the obedient pup followed his pop in a complete lap around the frantic swimmers. "OK son, now, let's swim another lap." So again, the two sharks circled the panicked swimmers.

"All right son, it's time to eat. Follow me!" And the two sharks ripped into the swimmers and ate every one of them. Afterwards, the young pup asked his dad a question.

"Pop, if we were going to eat those swimmers anyway, why did we need to circle them twice?" the inquisitive youngster asked.

"Because son, everyone knows people taste better when they're not full of s**t!"

[bman]

Made me think of this: