I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other
day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she
asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little
of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw
me."
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with
a waistband that's a few inches wider these days."
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased
me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
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So I told her to f*** off.
Old Flame called
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Re: Old Flame called
ahahahahahah 
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Re: Old Flame called
What's her number?
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Re: Old Flame called
JT has it in a tattoo on his hand.
Yesterday it was taboo today it is normal what the heck will they be doing tomorrow?
Re: Old Flame called
Juan wrote:What's her number?
I come from a small drinking community with a fishing problem