Perry Brothel

[Barhopr]

The madam opened the brothel door in Perry and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for another session.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, " Tallahassee"

"Really", she said. "I have family in Tallahassee.."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her lawyer. I was instructed to deliver your $15,000 inheritance in person."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

[Jumptrout51]

[SHOWBOAT]

I must have heard that joke 100 times. Still funny.

[Jumptrout51]

SHOWBOAT said "I must have heard that joke 100 times. Still funny"

Who woulda' thunk it?
A lawyer with a sense of humor.

[silverking]

Obama is a lawyer although he didn't get any grades in law school!

Hey Ralphie, do you actually fish or just bitch? There aren't too many fans of the prez on here, but we do like to talk about fishing or the very least hear a decent joke now and then.

[Barhopr]

Obama is a lawyer although he didn't get any grades in law school!

At what point in that joke did you see any political reference? You're killing my buzz Kramden.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/saturda ... hday-party

[Reel Cowboy]

AYou're killing my buzz Kramden.

Don't let harsh your mellow.

[wevans]

Me thinks that Ralph is a regular, who don't talk politics "or is scared to" under their regular alias

[Tom Keels]

Ralph has been given a week's vacation from posting.

[Barhopr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk[/video]

[dolphinatic]

Obama is a lawyer although he didn't get any grades in law school!

Hey Ralphie, do you actually fish or just bitch? There aren't too many fans of the prez on here, but we do like to talk about fishing or the very least hear a decent joke now and then.

Since we're talking fish, how bout....what's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer???

One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish

No offense to all the esquires out there

[rocket]

[Scoop Sea]

Dang, Ralphie boy musta made his comment pretty fast and then got zapped even faster. Ya'll fellas are serious about taking out the trash quickly so it don't stink up the place..

Thanks....

[MudDucker]

Dang, Ralphie boy musta made his comment pretty fast and then got zapped even faster. Ya'll fellas are serious about taking out the trash quickly so it don't stink up the place..

Thanks....

No, not really. If they were interested in taking out the trash, they would have started at the whitehouse. I hear the fishing in the reflecting pool is outstanding this time of year too!

Sorry, I could not help myself.

[leonreno]

What do you call a 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?








A good start.