A new sub-breed of young human beings!

[Flanders]

They are referred to as homo slackass-erectus created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

[Gulf Coast]

[Sea Dawg]

i know for sure when i was growing up what my dad would have done to me
If he had come in and i was dressed like that when he stoped whiping my ass i would have learned quick how to act

[FHC]

if flanders had dressed like that i still be whiping his ass

[Blue spinner]

if one of my kids dress like that my daddy would me whiping my but
and i am 62 yr old

[FUTCHCAIRO]

ARE YA SURE THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS, I DON'T KNOW.
PA
SEMPER FI

[MudDucker]

The full scientific name for the subspecies is apeusbedumbasus.

[GaryDroze]

In terms of fashion statement, I'd call it a dead heat between them and smug golfers decked out in bright yellow polyester leisure slacks. Then consider lardbutt Disney World tourists with pasty thighs, knee-high black socks & oversized Bermuda shorts and you may have a three-way tie.

[CSMarine]

As a Marine Corps recruiter, we still excepted this sub-breed. We discovered that if one is caught at a very young age, and sent to Parris Island, our drill instructors had a method where a short, brisk, jerking motion, would cause a knot to form in it's ass therefore stopping the evolution to a full grown Slackass. It either it stopped the progression into full blown Slackasses, or it killed them outright. Both results were completely acceptable to us.