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A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 19th, 2012, 10:16 am
by Flanders
They are referred to as homo slackass-erectus created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 19th, 2012, 10:51 am
by Gulf Coast
:thumbup: :smt005

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 19th, 2012, 1:08 pm
by Sea Dawg
i know for sure when i was growing up what my dad would have done to me
If he had come in and i was dressed like that when he stoped whiping my ass i would have learned quick how to act

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 19th, 2012, 4:45 pm
by FHC
if flanders had dressed like that i still be whiping his ass

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 19th, 2012, 10:00 pm
by Blue spinner
if one of my kids dress like that my daddy would me whiping my but
and i am 62 yr old

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 20th, 2012, 8:39 am
by FUTCHCAIRO
ARE YA SURE THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS, I DON'T KNOW.
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SEMPER FI

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 20th, 2012, 9:26 am
by MudDucker
The full scientific name for the subspecies is apeusbedumbasus.

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 20th, 2012, 9:34 am
by GaryDroze
In terms of fashion statement, I'd call it a dead heat between them and smug golfers decked out in bright yellow polyester leisure slacks. Then consider lardbutt Disney World tourists with pasty thighs, knee-high black socks & oversized Bermuda shorts and you may have a three-way tie.

Re: A new sub-breed of young human beings!

Posted: December 20th, 2012, 1:48 pm
by CSMarine
As a Marine Corps recruiter, we still excepted this sub-breed. We discovered that if one is caught at a very young age, and sent to Parris Island, our drill instructors had a method where a short, brisk, jerking motion, would cause a knot to form in it's ass therefore stopping the evolution to a full grown Slackass. It either it stopped the progression into full blown Slackasses, or it killed them outright. Both results were completely acceptable to us. :wink:

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