Monday Morning Joke

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wevans
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Monday Morning Joke

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Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills, and at the end of the month,
If I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.

He says pay the minimum...let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also, he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.
The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

He has also gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics,
The next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.

Finally, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost M


Dear Lost,

Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world,
And have others pay for everything.
You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more years.

Abby
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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Re: Monday Morning Joke

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Racist or not……that's funny! :lol:

Sadly it is also true! :smt010
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Re: Monday Morning Joke

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