Natural Disaster
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Natural Disaster
DiHydrogen Monoxide has saturated my property, and everything on it, this afternoon. This has occurred in the past, but not recently. I fear the worst from this disaster. Most likely, within the next 2 to 3 days, I'll have to break out the lawn mower. 
What was I supposed to do today?
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Had enough sense to not get out in it.birddog wrote:did you have enough sense to get inside out of it?
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is that the stuff that makes you urinate so much? I did not get a drop 
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You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

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Chalk wrote:You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles![]()
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We've had a couple of small showers for the last few days.
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GAJOEY wrote:is that the stuff that makes you urinate so much? I did not get a drop
No, thats Beer
HOWEVER, I have heard tests have shown that DiHydrogen Monoxide has been found in beer. Lots of it in cheap beer...
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Chalk wrote:You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles![]()
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I'll have you know both boats are clean, washed and waxed.Tom Keels wrote:Did you at least pull the boats out so they get washed?
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I am hoping for some more DiHydrogen Monoxide contamination of my dove field today 
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Rained pretty good here today as well.
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We had an outbreak of Dihydrogen Monoxide at the house last night....my 4 year old accidently consumed too much of it and it caused a reaction in his bladder that resulted in a a mixture of H2O and urination to be secreted all over the couch
That's ok though, dad cleaned it up and it seems to be just a case of the 24 hour spell 
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Well, after 3 consecutive days of receiving measurable amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide, I thought yesterday would be a good day to fertilize the lawn. As I was spreading it, the sky darkened. I could hear thunder in every direction.
By around 4 P.M., the skies had cleared. I had been watching the radar, which indicated large amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide had fallen everywhere in Leon County.......................................except on my freshly fertilized yard.
I was forced to drag out the artificial Dihydrogen Monoxide application system. 
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