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Re: Colonoscopy

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Jumptrout51 wrote:My advice is....."Just say NO".
Why?
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Re: Colonoscopy

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Mine is tomorrow. I am currently in "cleansing mode" :smt012

Getting hungry too.... :smt010


Whoops,, gotta run....bye

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Re: Colonoscopy

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Lets see 4' long black as the ace of spades and as big around as a ox tail, crammed up where? Joy stick and boob tube & vcr on one end. The other end has a movie camera, flood light (like they used to search for war planes in the big one), switch blade (to cut off polups), electrolux vacum (pull pollups out), air compressor(that could blow up a truck tire in ten seconds flat) and a flame thower, (you gotta cauterize the wound). Did I mention the part about 4' long and they cram it up where the sun don't shine see flood light above. The best part is the video you watch and waiver you sign before they do it that says it can be lethal. What a way to die.
Yesterday it was taboo today it is normal what the heck will they be doing tomorrow?
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Re: Colonoscopy

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Dubble Trubble wrote:Mine is tomorrow. I am currently in "cleansing mode" :smt012

Getting hungry too.... :smt010


Whoops,, gotta run....bye

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Re: Colonoscopy

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Sleep well, DT!
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Re: Colonoscopy

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:smt059

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Re: Colonoscopy

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Anybody heard from Dubble Trubble? :-D

Sure hope everything went (in) OK! :cry:
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Re: Colonoscopy

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I can highly recommend it to everybody. I feel like a new man now........ :-D

Doc said I have a very cute colon.....or was it an acute colon.....hmmmmm


Nah, seriously, all went fine. No problems.....

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Re: Colonoscopy

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I did know both of my nurses oh the joy.

Then there is the recovery room where it sounds like a jake brake test center.

What a fun way to roll, recovered from the colon blow yet?
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Re: Colonoscopy

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Just a follow -up. Doctors office called the other day and said they did not want to see me again for 10 years....

Dang, I must have an ugly arse...... :smt010

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