For you Georgia boys............
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For you Georgia boys............
A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?' The farmer replies, 'Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south Georgia. I like it.' Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.' Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still laying there resting. 'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good.
The hotter the better.' In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer..
The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.
'Tech beat Georgia ! Tech beat Georgia ! Tech beat Georgia
The hotter the better.' In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer..
The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.
'Tech beat Georgia ! Tech beat Georgia ! Tech beat Georgia
WHOSE FISH IS IT?
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I thought the punch line was " The Bulldogs beat the Gators" ? Oh thats right they did!
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2 for the last 15 and now a single digit margin in the series. You should be pounding your chest!!!!carramar wrote:I thought the punch line was " The Bulldogs beat the Gators" ? Oh thats right they did!
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BayGator wrote:2 for the last 15 and now a single digit margin in the series. You should be pounding your chest!!!!carramar wrote:I thought the punch line was " The Bulldogs beat the Gators" ? Oh thats right they did!![]()
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We lead the series and its been 2 of the last 4 and about to be 3 out of 5.
BTW, how many seniors does that Miami team have that whooped ya'll at the line of scrimmage for 3 quarters?
Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
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A win is a win, Just another "W" on the scheduleMudDucker wrote:BTW, how many seniors does that Miami team have that whooped ya'll at the line of scrimmage for 3 quarters?
A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the telephone.
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according to the depth chart in my program from the game, Miami was starting 8 upperclassmen on defense. Also, of the 23 players listed on the defensive depth chart, only 8 were freshmen. Compare that to the 14 underclassmen of the 27 players listed on UF's offensive depth chart and it sounds like excuses for Miami.
Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp
Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.
Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp
Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.
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Don't quote facts to the puppy fans right now, they are too involved in their Knowshon mancrush to listen, just let them be!!!fish on!! wrote:according to the depth chart in my program from the game, Miami was starting 8 upperclassmen on defense. Also, of the 23 players listed on the defensive depth chart, only 8 were freshmen. Compare that to the 14 underclassmen of the 27 players listed on UF's offensive depth chart and it sounds like excuses for Miami.
Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp
Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.
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I what we have with Knowshon is a mancrush, then I guess we can only describe you gator's relations with Tebow as a manobession. Admit it, ya'll really thought he looked cute kissing his team mate last year and got all jealous.BayGator wrote:Don't quote facts to the puppy fans right now, they are too involved in their Knowshon mancrush to listen, just let them be!!!fish on!! wrote:according to the depth chart in my program from the game, Miami was starting 8 upperclassmen on defense. Also, of the 23 players listed on the defensive depth chart, only 8 were freshmen. Compare that to the 14 underclassmen of the 27 players listed on UF's offensive depth chart and it sounds like excuses for Miami.
Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp
Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.![]()
Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood!

