For you Georgia boys............

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A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?' The farmer replies, 'Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south Georgia. I like it.' Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.' Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still laying there resting. 'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good.
The hotter the better.' In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer..
The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-D :thumbup:
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Damn straight :lol: :lol:
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I thought the punch line was " The Bulldogs beat the Gators" ? Oh thats right they did!
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carramar wrote:I thought the punch line was " The Bulldogs beat the Gators" ? Oh thats right they did!
2 for the last 15 and now a single digit margin in the series. You should be pounding your chest!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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BayGator wrote:
carramar wrote:I thought the punch line was " The Bulldogs beat the Gators" ? Oh thats right they did!
2 for the last 15 and now a single digit margin in the series. You should be pounding your chest!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

We lead the series and its been 2 of the last 4 and about to be 3 out of 5. :smt004

BTW, how many seniors does that Miami team have that whooped ya'll at the line of scrimmage for 3 quarters?
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MudDucker wrote:BTW, how many seniors does that Miami team have that whooped ya'll at the line of scrimmage for 3 quarters?
A win is a win, Just another "W" on the schedule :thumbup:
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according to the depth chart in my program from the game, Miami was starting 8 upperclassmen on defense. Also, of the 23 players listed on the defensive depth chart, only 8 were freshmen. Compare that to the 14 underclassmen of the 27 players listed on UF's offensive depth chart and it sounds like excuses for Miami.

Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp

Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.
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fish on!! wrote:according to the depth chart in my program from the game, Miami was starting 8 upperclassmen on defense. Also, of the 23 players listed on the defensive depth chart, only 8 were freshmen. Compare that to the 14 underclassmen of the 27 players listed on UF's offensive depth chart and it sounds like excuses for Miami.

Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp

Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.
Don't quote facts to the puppy fans right now, they are too involved in their Knowshon mancrush to listen, just let them be!!! :-D :-D
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BayGator wrote:
fish on!! wrote:according to the depth chart in my program from the game, Miami was starting 8 upperclassmen on defense. Also, of the 23 players listed on the defensive depth chart, only 8 were freshmen. Compare that to the 14 underclassmen of the 27 players listed on UF's offensive depth chart and it sounds like excuses for Miami.

Or here's a link to Miami's depth chart on Rivals that shows only 6 underclassmen starters of the 22 total on both sides of the ball. http://www.miami.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp

Either way they are hardly the "young" team that they would have you believe they are.
Don't quote facts to the puppy fans right now, they are too involved in their Knowshon mancrush to listen, just let them be!!! :-D :-D
I what we have with Knowshon is a mancrush, then I guess we can only describe you gator's relations with Tebow as a manobession. Admit it, ya'll really thought he looked cute kissing his team mate last year and got all jealous. :smt005
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