My dog

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Jumptrout51
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My dog

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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.



He has his food prepared for him.



He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.



His meals are provided at no cost to him.



He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during
the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing,

and nothing is required of him.



He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.



He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.



He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.



All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the
head, Holy Shitte, my dog is a Democrat!
WHOSE FISH IS IT?
dbplug
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Re: My dog

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Your dog's name is Nancy Pelosi?
for petes sake
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Slough
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Re: My dog

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But he loves you !
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Re: My dog

Post by Chalk »

If you could lick yourself...things would probably come easier for you....just saying :smt005 :smt005
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