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big bend gyrene
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Don't know if Robert's Rules of Order apply on here or not, but if so I hereby make a motion that from hence point forward the person formerly known as "WolfeMan" be known as "WolfePerson".
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zima and pedicure..... 
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John, I appreciate the humor as much as anybody else, but I do recall you in the next chair snapping the picture.
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You could have left the beer as-is and it would have been equally embarrassing. LOL!
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big bend gyrene
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Nope... NEVER HAD A PEDICURE HERE... NEVER. Pretty sure I stole it from one of the ladies in your life, WolfePerson. And like I said I'm not accusing you of being FULLY light in the loafers (as Jerry Seinfeld would say, "NOT that there's anything wrong with it!), but definitely meterosexual enough the "MAN" card & moniker MUST be duly pulled. 
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big bend gyrene
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Just as you've lost the rights to the "Man" surname, you can't use the word "beer" to reference what you're drinking. Call it for what it truly is -- "alcopop"!WolfeMan wrote:You could have left the beer as-is and it would have been equally embarrassing. LOL!
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he's missing the joly rancher...
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big bend gyrene
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Never had heard of putting jolly ranchers in Zima, but yep, sounds like something WolfePerson would do! And isn't the internet a WONDERFUL thing?! I google "Zima & Jolly Ranchers" and it provides a picture that COULD NOT POSSIBLY better depict WolfePerson's pedi-adventures!lonesouth wrote:he's missing the joly rancher...
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There is actually a decent story behind this...
My wife and I spent 3 days moving 11 years of stuff from our family of 5 out of our original house into a temporary rental place (waiting for our purchase to go through the banks, blah blah...whatever). Wife asks me as we are leaving our home for the last time if I mind if she gets a pedicure...I say "no, go ahead"...she asks if my feet hurt and I say "Yeah, the dogs are tired" - and she implies that I should come with her. I balk at the suggestion and refuse. She then tells me the girls that work there are hot Asians, they have beer, and big screen TV's. When was the last time your wife suggested to you that you should get a foot massage from a hot Asian while drinking a beer and watching ESPN on a 55" big screen?
Yeah...me either - so I decided to go along for the ride. I can't say I'll be in a big hurry to go back, but it was worth doing once. If you work hard on your feet all day (not like you and me John, we sit on our asses in cushy offices...) but if you work on your feet - I say give it a try. You won't be disappointed.
Embarrassed, maybe...but not disappointed!
My wife and I spent 3 days moving 11 years of stuff from our family of 5 out of our original house into a temporary rental place (waiting for our purchase to go through the banks, blah blah...whatever). Wife asks me as we are leaving our home for the last time if I mind if she gets a pedicure...I say "no, go ahead"...she asks if my feet hurt and I say "Yeah, the dogs are tired" - and she implies that I should come with her. I balk at the suggestion and refuse. She then tells me the girls that work there are hot Asians, they have beer, and big screen TV's. When was the last time your wife suggested to you that you should get a foot massage from a hot Asian while drinking a beer and watching ESPN on a 55" big screen?
Yeah...me either - so I decided to go along for the ride. I can't say I'll be in a big hurry to go back, but it was worth doing once. If you work hard on your feet all day (not like you and me John, we sit on our asses in cushy offices...) but if you work on your feet - I say give it a try. You won't be disappointed.
Embarrassed, maybe...but not disappointed!
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big bend gyrene
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It's all good, WolfePerson... mistake "weren't" in going, mistake was in letting the little lady snap & post the pic! 
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Truer words were never spoken.big bend gyrene wrote:mistake "weren't" in going, mistake was in letting the little lady snap & post the pic!
Of course, she is reveling in this...I told her the pic is posted up here and she cackled like I haven't heard in years.
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Did you have them paint your toe nails? I think that would really seal the deal...
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NO, she did offer clear but I declined.
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big bend gyrene
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Dudette, pink polish would have gone great with the shirt!
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I come from a small drinking community with a fishing problem